The View From The Outhouse

Blogging on the pot. Is there anything more degrading? How about being so sick that you have to blog on the pot or you’d never get your post done? What about if you’re not actually on an actual pot, but in an outhouse and somehow are still getting a signal from your father’s wifi?

I don’t know what made me so sick. I didn’t get drunk at the Metallica show. I didn’t do any wacky drugs. I was good! I even ate a few times these past couple of days! So why did I get sick?

See what the miracles of technology brings us? Wifi and laptops = blogging while sitting in your hillbilly dad’s outhouse in the Ozarks of Arkansas! Woo! How’s that for interesting and uninhibited, random and exciting? You just gotta be spontaneous like that! Be unique! Blog from your outhouse on wifi and a $3000 laptop! You’ll get friends! Who the hell am I talking to?

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