I have three DreamWidth codes at my disposal, that I’m never going to use, so if anyone wants an invite there, just leave your email address in a comment. First come, first serve. Don’t be …

During his “shift” to carry the 5 galleons of water to the bath tub, Dennis decided that it was too much hard work, grabbed a kitchen knife, sliced the hose in pieces, made a new …

During his “shift” to carry the 5 galleons of water to the bath tub, Dennis decided that it was too much hard work, grabbed a kitchen knife, sliced the hose in pieces, made a new …

At around 1am, I went to adjust the sheets on the bed while Dennis was taking his bath. Bad idea. Why? When I pulled the upper left-hand side of the mattress up to pull the …