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I’m Just Talented Like That

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Monday, November 30, 2009 20.08.23 |  by  |  Adventures, College Life, Friends, Life

I made my professor mad today. I didn’t do it on purpose.
It started with me being late for class. I only got about an hour and a half of sleep last night, mostly due to me being cold and too stupid and stubborn to get out of bed and turn on the heater or even turn on the bed heater. Then the fitted sheet on the bed flipped off, and I was constantly sticking to the rubber mattress. Talk about something that hurts! Try ripping your leg or arm off of a water bed mattress!
I got up at 7am when my alarm went off, turned off the alarm, turned on the heater, turned up the bed heater, and then crawled back in bed. I said I’d just snooze for a few minutes, warm up, then get up and go to class. A few minutes turned into an hour, and I had to race and get dressed, pack Ron’s BlackBerry in my bag and race out the door and to the car. Of course it was frosted up and my car takes forever to heat up in the morning.
I got to class late. The professor was even later than me. I found Ron sitting in the third row, rummaging through his notes. I tossed my bag down in my seat, got his BlackBerry out, and took it to him. “You left this at my house,” I said, holding the phone out to him. He didn’t even look up at me. “Take it,” I said, still holding out the phone. The professor came in and started setting up the lecture. “Ron…!” I said. He took out paper and a pen and started taking notes on the professor setting up the lecture. I sighed and tossed the BlackBerry into his lap. He didn’t move. I went to my seat and set up my own notes.
Two of the women in my class asked me what was going on with me and ‘my friend’. I muttered something about it being nothing and switched on my iPhone to play music while I waited on the professor to finish setting up the lecture. This silly rap song about John Wayne was playing. The professor made a comment that we didn’t need a sound track. I switched it off. Or so I thought. In the middle of the second slide, long after the lecture started, the song started playing again at full blast. Turns out I set it as a ringtone and someone — no names mentioned — sent me a text message, causing the phone to ring. The professor slammed his text book shut and yelled at me to ‘pull the battery’. I smiled. “Ever see an iPhone? The battery is permanent,” I replied, shutting the phone off.
After class, he demanded that I stay after. He gave me this private little lecture that I needed to take my education, particularly his class, with a little more seriousness, or he was going to Admin-withdraw me from the class. That means I’d get an F for the semester. I can’t afford an F in my transcript.
The two women and Ron were waiting for me in the hallway when I hurried out of the lecture hall with my bag. “What happened?” “Are you kicked out?” “Did I do it? I’m so sorry!” I stormed out the door and to my car and hurried out of the lot.
The professor that I have is an easy going guy and he’s never lost his temper before, with anyone, even when I emailed him a few times because I wasn’t getting a response. No one on campus has been able to piss him off before. I have. What I seen in his eyes when he was giving me hell was pure and unadulterated anger. I didn’t even mean to make him mad. I certainly wasn’t goofing off.
All that aside, it’s Josh’s birthday today, and James and I are doing PlayList tonight at 10pm Central/11pm Eastern/9pm Pacific, and the links to the show are in my links page. If you want to watch, you’re more than welcome! <3 :)

I'm Just Talented Like That

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Monday, November 30, 2009 20.08.23 |  by  |  Adventures, College Life, Friends, Life

I made my professor mad today. I didn’t do it on purpose.
It started with me being late for class. I only got about an hour and a half of sleep last night, mostly due to me being cold and too stupid and stubborn to get out of bed and turn on the heater or even turn on the bed heater. Then the fitted sheet on the bed flipped off, and I was constantly sticking to the rubber mattress. Talk about something that hurts! Try ripping your leg or arm off of a water bed mattress!
I got up at 7am when my alarm went off, turned off the alarm, turned on the heater, turned up the bed heater, and then crawled back in bed. I said I’d just snooze for a few minutes, warm up, then get up and go to class. A few minutes turned into an hour, and I had to race and get dressed, pack Ron’s BlackBerry in my bag and race out the door and to the car. Of course it was frosted up and my car takes forever to heat up in the morning.
I got to class late. The professor was even later than me. I found Ron sitting in the third row, rummaging through his notes. I tossed my bag down in my seat, got his BlackBerry out, and took it to him. “You left this at my house,” I said, holding the phone out to him. He didn’t even look up at me. “Take it,” I said, still holding out the phone. The professor came in and started setting up the lecture. “Ron…!” I said. He took out paper and a pen and started taking notes on the professor setting up the lecture. I sighed and tossed the BlackBerry into his lap. He didn’t move. I went to my seat and set up my own notes.
Two of the women in my class asked me what was going on with me and ‘my friend’. I muttered something about it being nothing and switched on my iPhone to play music while I waited on the professor to finish setting up the lecture. This silly rap song about John Wayne was playing. The professor made a comment that we didn’t need a sound track. I switched it off. Or so I thought. In the middle of the second slide, long after the lecture started, the song started playing again at full blast. Turns out I set it as a ringtone and someone — no names mentioned — sent me a text message, causing the phone to ring. The professor slammed his text book shut and yelled at me to ‘pull the battery’. I smiled. “Ever see an iPhone? The battery is permanent,” I replied, shutting the phone off.
After class, he demanded that I stay after. He gave me this private little lecture that I needed to take my education, particularly his class, with a little more seriousness, or he was going to Admin-withdraw me from the class. That means I’d get an F for the semester. I can’t afford an F in my transcript.
The two women and Ron were waiting for me in the hallway when I hurried out of the lecture hall with my bag. “What happened?” “Are you kicked out?” “Did I do it? I’m so sorry!” I stormed out the door and to my car and hurried out of the lot.
The professor that I have is an easy going guy and he’s never lost his temper before, with anyone, even when I emailed him a few times because I wasn’t getting a response. No one on campus has been able to piss him off before. I have. What I seen in his eyes when he was giving me hell was pure and unadulterated anger. I didn’t even mean to make him mad. I certainly wasn’t goofing off.
All that aside, it’s Josh’s birthday today, and James and I are doing PlayList tonight at 10pm Central/11pm Eastern/9pm Pacific, and the links to the show are in my links page. If you want to watch, you’re more than welcome! <3 :)

The Willies

Sunday, November 29, 2009 21.41.50 |  by  |  Adventures, Family, Friends, Humor, Life, Sex

Poor Ron. I will traumatise him yet!
Today he came over with some notes for tomorrow’s class. Because we really have to go over this if we want to pass. He kept checking his phone, a BlackBerry, and eventually asked me if I had a charger anywhere that he could borrow. I said sure, in the drawer under my bed there was a cloth bag with an assortment of chargers in it. Just take what he needed and use the outlet there in the bedroom. I then remembered that I store something sensitive in there, and hurried after him. He had the bag out and was poking it. “Something’s moving around in there,” he said and untied the bag. “Ron, wait!” I said.
Right then my husband came home with his father. At the same time, Ron reached into my charger bag and pulled out one of my toys. Not just a good toy, but the Clone-A-Willie; an exact duplicate of my husband’s, well……willie. Ron looked shocked. I grabbed the toy from him. Just then my father-in-law came over to the bedroom doorway. “What’s going on in here?!” he demanded. “Nothing!” I replied and shoved the toy in the desk drawer. “Wut do you got there?! Cigarettes? Did you bring her cigarettes?” he asked Ron, who was in shock and petrified. “No!” I replied.
My husband escorted his father to the kitchen. My father-in-law was making all kinds of suggestions as to what I was hiding: Alcohol, a positive pregnancy test, marijuana. My husband came back to investigate. “What is it?” he asked. I opened the desk drawer and showed him. He grinned. “Yeah dad, she totally smokes that!” he called out to his dad and left the bedroom. I sighed and plugged in Ron’s phone.
“What was that? Do you use that?! You do, don’t you! I can’t believe you do that with that!” Ron said. I rolled my eyes. “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m married. Not only do I do that with that, but I also do that with a real one at least three times a week! And I LIKE IT!” I replied. Ron’s eyes widened. “That’s…! You sit next to me!” he protested. “You’ll live,” I replied.
I don’t know what he thought. A married woman with kids, how could she have had penis! I’ve got to stop making friends with virgin men. They’re all … goofy. On the weirder side, Ron didn’t even stay and study. He just couldn’t be in the presence of perverts who touch genitals, and he was in so much of a hurry to get out of here before his own genitals got used, that he left his BlackBerry charging on my dresser. I guess I’ll just have to take it to him in the morning.

Eight Years Later

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 14.33.23 |  by  |  Life, Nostalgia, On My Mind, Photos

I found out via AOL’s main page on the 30th. I even saved the screen caps from back then. I don’t know why, but I’m glad that I did:

Eight Years Later

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Sunday, November 29, 2009 13.31.04 |  by  |  Life, Nostalgia, Pictures!


I found out via AOL’s main page on the 30th. I even saved the screen caps from back then. I don’t know why, but I’m glad that I did:

Update

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Saturday, November 28, 2009 21.55.54 |  by  |  Family, Health, Holidays, Illness, Kids, Life

I got Dr. Wyatt at the AH clinic. I love him as a doctor. He’s one of those Harley-riding rednecks that loves people. If that’s believable.
The good news: No breaks! I have a pulled muscle. The ‘snap’ I heard was just the ankle popping that happens from time to time. No cast for me.
The bad news: I have to go in on Tuesday for blood work because Dr. Wyatt thinks that I may have another problem. Liver trouble. I’m always a barrel full of good news, aren’t I?
I threw up twice on the ride to the AH clinic. Ron’s driving isn’t the best when he’s calm and tonight he was anything but calm. He literally carried me to his car and then he missed the first exit, then we ended up lost in Lotsee. Oh fun times. :)
While Ron is caring for my kids (aren’t I a great mom? I pawn my kids off on my childfree/childless friends all the time to make sure they made the right choice in not reproducing…), I have to add something about the Christmas budget. It was my money for a new MacBook Pro. Rather than have a brand new computer that is super-fast and ultra modern (not to mention up to date) I am opting to throw my kids the best Christmas yet. Real tree. Stick-on glitter. New wrapping paper. Everything they ask Santa for. It’s probably the one and only time that I’ll be able to do this and I don’t want to wait. A few years ago, I said I’d wait a little while longer for the ‘perfect time’ and then Pogo died in May, so she didn’t get that ‘perfect Christmas’. It made me so sad because she really told me last year that it was ok to not have a perfect Christmas and that she still loved me. She may not have had a perfect Christmas, but I had the perfect daughter.
Ok, I’m going to try to get some sleep (I’ve been awake since 5am), before I start crying here.

Black Friday

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Friday, November 27, 2009 22.20.58 |  by  |  Holidays

I’ve budgeted my money. I can spend $2,000 on the kids for Christmas, or I can get some things for me that I want. I’ve decided to spend the money on getting the kids a good Christmas this year. If you want to get me something, I have a wishlist here. God(dess) bless. :)

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