Tell Me They’re Not Bad For You

On October 10th, my husband started drinking diet Cokes instead of his water intake. Tonight, he got on the scales and he’s gained 80 lbs.
That’s as much as Ziggy weighs.
That’s 10lbs more than our daughter weighed when she died.
That’s 3.5 times as much as our little girl weighs.
That’s more than both our twin boys weight combined.
That’s more than his son weighs.
I want to say something about this, that he got lazy, he over ate candy at Halloween or pigged out on Thanksgiving day. But he didn’t He just started drinking diet Coke which is not supposed to have any calories in it. So where’s the weight coming from?
At this rate, he’s gaining more than a pound a day!!
Of course his explanation to this is because I’ve got a lowered sexual libido lately. Right. Sure. Whatever. Tell that to the doctor.

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