Archive for December, 2009
If there’s one thing I can’t stand the smell of, it’s digested human fat.
I say this as someone who is a nurse. Who worked as a CNA for a year before getting her RN, in a nursing home filled with people who shit themselves every fifteen minutes. I say this as a mom who has changed more baby diapers than taken breaths. I say this as a person who has had MRSA, VRSA, and C-DIFF. I say this as a person who worked in the morgue for nearly two years.
I have never smelled anything that made me throw up before.
Then my husband went on that fad diet, and he reeks of digested human fat. And I puked tonight. Four times. Just from leaning over to pick up Chloe’s toy when I was putting her to bed. Fuck, I can’t sleep with that. He’s had a bath, I keep his clothes clean, but he reeks of that nasty smell because it’s coming out of his pores! How can anyone sacrifice good hygiene for any amount of weight loss??? I’m getting sick just thinking about it. Time to take a blue pill and try to sleep.