Home Sweet Home

We made it back. The plane landed at 12:45pm. Coming home on the icy roads, we arrived to the following catastrophies:
Sweets had knocked the Christmas tree over, breaking several of my ornaments.
The pothos plants were extremely wilted. I watered them, but they may be too far gone.
The goldfish were dead.
The water pipes burst and the bathroom was flooded. Still, my father-in-law used the toilet and made one hell of a mess every time he flushed it.
Some asshole got on my WiFi and downloaded some seriously illegal files (not copyright infringed files, think: Extremely underage xxx movies) and the police had been by several times to talk to me, since the internet is in my name (tell me cops and ISPs can’t trace who you are based on your IP!). I’ve since secured my WiFi, assuming that one of the perverted neighbors did it.
Makes me really wonder what my father-in-law did here for the ten days we were gone. I’m surprised that he’s still alive for me to even ask what went on here. *sigh*
I still have something big to post, but that will have to wait until I finish cleaning up the Christmas tree and flushing the goldfish once the plumber leaves. It’s going to be good.

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