Last night my mom was in Memphis. This morning she’s in Mesquite, TX and mad at me because I won’t come and get her. It’s a five-hour drive, and she’s made it this far (think: She was in Maine two days ago). I’m sure she’ll have a story of how she got raped and mugged and tortured all the way because I am so selfish, I won’t drive on icy roads and I won’t send my husband nor will I hire a private jet to come pick her up. I just suck, huh?