Gaggeriffic

My pits stink. They plain stink. I thought it was because I was so tired last night I didn’t take a bath, but that’s apparently not it, because I have had a bath tonight, and they still stunk after I bathed. I caked on some of my husband’s Axe deodorant stick and changed my night shirt (I usually wear the same shirt for a week), and…. I can still smell armpit stink!! What is wrong with me??

I’m two days away from graduation, and I can’t smell like this when I walk across the stage.

I’m thinking I should have used a propane torch instead of Axe. Hey, it’s a thought!

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