"Forks Cullen"

“Forks Cullen”?

That’s the best you can do? I’m supposed to be intimidated by someone who cannot even come up with an original alias to flame me under? So you turn to Twilight, of all things, for your creative insults?! LOL*FOREVER! At least go for a Harry Potter character! Call yourself “Darth Vader”, “Voldemort” or “Montgomery Burns” or some other character that has some credibility of evil behind them. Do you really think I’m intimidated by Edward Cullen? Or the fact that you’re presenting yourself as “Forks Cullen”? As opposed to a Cullen somewhere else?

Man, if I knew the comments would get this entertaining, I would have posted what I knew months ago, when I first knew it! Keep ‘em coming! And please, keep telling me how “serious” this is! Lord knows that I don’t know the laws or the First Amendment and you just might convince me to go into ‘hiding’! *snicker*

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