Ick. James didn’t quite make it to his potty in the bathroom today, and had an accident in his pants.

I used nearly an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe his ass clean, the entire time trying very hard not to throw up. Seriously, I don’t know how the kid could hold so much! Eventually, a gag escaped my lips and Dennis asked if everything was ok. “This shit is making me sick,” I replied, somewhat quietly. To which James replied very loudly, “I SORRY MOMMA! I DIDN’T MEAN TO POO!”

What is up with these kids and their guilt trips? Am I just that gullible?