It’s my birthday. I get to post today! It’s the only day Jamie will let me legitimately post anything here, so here’s my contribution for my twenty-sixth year on this spinning rock in the middle …

Everyone’s favorite queer here to clean up some messes online!
It’s 4:30 in the goddamned morning and I can’t sleep because I’ve been pondering this whole shit storm over in my mind since I was called …

Last call from Matt.
Yes, it’s 2 in the morning on a Monday and I’m awake trying to cause myself to projectile vomit and go blind all at the same time.
I have hit GOLD in my …

Matt once again. This will be my final update on this for a while. Ceej’s site wasn’t meant for these ongoing disputes.
I have, uploaded and ready to be shared with the world, my findings with …