I got the job.
I blew all those associate-degree-ed hard workers out of the water, and I was hired today. I start tomorrow, just doing some little stuff, then I get a three day weekend. I …

Last night and this morning, I was ganged up on. That’s one of the things I can’t stand: Getting ganged up on. In real life, of course. On the web it’s just amusing and it …

I indulged a little today. Who’s it hurting anyway? I called Doc Dan and asked if I could bring Chloe in for a pee-drug test. He gave me some lame, “Not today” type of excuse. …

I was nearly assassinated by an orange LifeSaver. Candy is dangerous!
I was calmly peeling open a pack of 5 Flavours when an orange one jumped out of the pack and down my throat, where …