When I first found Sandee’s blog in 2001, I was a misfit soul. I wanted nothing but what was best for me, and I didn’t particularly care how I got it. Reading through her entries, …

I was nearly assassinated by an orange LifeSaver. Candy is dangerous!
I was calmly peeling open a pack of 5 Flavours when an orange one jumped out of the pack and down my throat, where …

I am thinking of making a New Year’s Resolution: Quit blogging. Seriously. I don’t know if this would be a good idea or a bad one, but I do know that I want a change. …

The dog had her Christmas today:

In before: You have a trashy house, obese leg/foot, your attic carpet is ragged and so 70s, your dog is fugly, and you suck at life. Tell me something I …