The dog had her Christmas today:

In before: You have a trashy house, obese leg/foot, your attic carpet is ragged and so 70s, your dog is fugly, and you suck at life. Tell me something I …

First, our Christmas tree is up. I did it all by myself, with a little help from Doc Mick’s called in percocet prescription. *drools* Nothing special in the tree. It’s the same tree, same decorations …

Um, yesterday was Matt’s birthday. Not mine. I’m 30. Everyone always gets confused about that. I tell Matt he can post one measly entry on his birthday here on my domain. The rest …

So, after a trip to the gastro doctor, he’s recommended that I have a scope. I was assured that during the entire process that I would be unconscious. They gave me a box of “MoviPrep”. …